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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:07

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
So, the docs changed it to read
They put up a sign reading
So they tried
No way
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Still no good.
No go.
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Then came..
Everyone loved it.
—
Still no good
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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