What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 00:07

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Loons and Moons

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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share office space ...

So, the docs changed it to read

They put up a sign reading

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So they tried

No way

Catatonics & High Colonics

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Still no good.

No go.

Freaks and Cheeks

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Nuts and Butts

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Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Then came..

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Everyone loved it.

Still no good

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

No, not a chance

Eum ipsa id ullam qui.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Next, they tried...

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Just Forget it!

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Minds and Behinds

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

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